This text hereby states that DSiDewd (and this online profile's "owner" or "owners") is now the honorary owner of the planet Jupiter in this solar system. DSiDewd is granted full access to Jupiter, and any other entity Jupiter may own, for education, promotional, or commercial use only. This contract becomes void if:
the gift sender (crunchytacobake) is not able to make the 19999 monthly payment to maintain the ownership of entity Jupiter
if Jupiter is destroyed by an explosion, black hole, gravity, implodes, or any other adverse happening that destroys the planet.
if DSiDewd does not say a formal "thank you" to the gift sender (crunchytacobake)
if DSiDewd were to go inactive for over two months, his owner would be presumed dead, and the ownership of Jupiter would go back to the gift sender
DSiDewd and affiliates, by order of law, must ask the United States government (superowner of Jupiter) to borrow a spacecraft suitable for travel to Jupiter. DSiDewd and affiliates must also, by law, visit Jupiter at least once a month for monthly maintenance, inspection, and other activities to keep Jupiter running at %100 percent stability.
If any of these guidelines are broken, then DSiDewd and affiliates would see the maximum punisment of the revokement of their license of honorary ownership of the planet Jupiter.
Signed,
Barack Obama
crunchytacobake
(DSiDewd Sign here) x____________________________________________
